Joe is yelling at the trees again.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
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