So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
We were right in the middle of sex and all of a sudden his kids toy story action figure starts talking "I think the word your searching for is Space Ranger." A literal Buzz kill. It was equally creepy and hilarious.
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
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