I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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