i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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