talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
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