How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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