Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
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