He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
Things you owe me: a sober apology, $12, the removal of bbq sauce from my doorknob
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
in mid sex he pointed out my great gatsby tattoo and we started discussing themes and metaphors from our fave fitzgerald novels
you need to stop fucking English majors
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
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