I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
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