Apparently mediocre decisions were made last night. I woke up alone in my own bed with my fridge defrosted.
And I didn't go to bed alone. I am buckets of fail.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
there was a trapeze. enough said
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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