Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
3pm strippers are depressing
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
I'm chatting on my fake OkCupid account and watching Lion Witch & Wardrobe on my second screen. Hail me, King of the Creepers
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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