Where did you get a picture of my penis
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
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