just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
Why do I have the 4 of hearts in my bra?
Haha we got sick of drinking on 4 is for whores so we stole the cards...I woke up with three of them in mine
drunken problem solving at its finest
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
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