I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
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