so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
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