She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
Randomize