Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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