then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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