Just mADE A PArabola og urine
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
Apparently oprah and I were in competition to see who's ass could get bigger this summer
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
He's so drunk that he's ignoring me and just doing what my cat does.
Oh god he's trying to eat cat food... I don't know if I should stop him or continue laughing....
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