You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
then he tried to convert me to islam
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
be right there i have to get my cape
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
Randomize
