Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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