i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
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