You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
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