Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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