I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
Can you come pick me up and take me to breakfast then the police station?
Where's your car?
The girl I brought home apparently stole it
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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