Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
He told me he was 'pondering the natural wonder that is my ass'
Like, dude. I'm already fucking you, you don't need to wax poetic.
Isn't he wasted enough that he might actually mean it and not just be trying to get you to fuck him without a condom?
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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