she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
No I am not eating basil off your cock
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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