and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
You called information & said "connect me to johnny depp" when they told u it wasn't listed u said " try depp comma johnny he's expecting my call"
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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