Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
please tell me that the half empty jar of cocktail sauce on the table has nothing to do with my missing seamonkeys
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
Yeah we were on bar number 7 on our bike trail and you decided to steal my bike and we found you 20 minutes later eating Cheetos in the shallow end of your parents pool
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
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