The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
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