i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
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