i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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