I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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