Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
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