I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
he high fived his dick after we had sex
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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