So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
Oh god. It's my first day here, I'm still drunk and somebody just drifted in a forklift. I'm going to die.
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
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