Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
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