Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
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