Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
My boss spotted an injured PIGEON outside the front door this morning (at 3:30am) and requested that I catch it and take it to the vet. Catch it with what! Take it where!These requests have gone too far...
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