we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
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