Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
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