just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
she smelled like a LAN party
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
Best case scenario: sex with hot bartender \nWorst case scenario: no sex and punched by tattooed guy that may or may not be said bartenders boyfriend.
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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