It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
The oven caught fire. I put it out, but called the fire department just to make sure it was okay since the smoke wasn't going away
You just wanted to meet firemen
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
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