i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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