i will never coherently bang her
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
what the fuck happened to the tacos
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