So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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