Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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