I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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