very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
I think I just saw someone hide a body.
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
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