woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
He got mauled by a 200lb cement boulder and all he could say in the back of the ambulance is 'I'm so getting laid for this'
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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