You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
Randomize
