I drank like a thousand beers last night and my poo is solid, not gross like usual. I think this means I've grown up.
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
Something like; Dear Cupid, when are you going to send me someone to date that isn't a complete psychopath
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
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