He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
Woke up in a pile of people on the floor. His dad was already up and ask me to help him cook bacon because "7 lbs can be a mother fucker"
I either need to get adopted or have someone's baby, but I'm joining that family
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
At a bar in the city and the whole place starting singing “Happy Birthday” to someone. Everyone but me. The person next to me leaned over and said, “Why didn’t you sing along?!?” I responded, “I don’t know him. I don’t give a shit if he has a happy birthday.”
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