Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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