is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
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