Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
On second thought, is it weird that I scheduled a surgery that determines my fertility around lingerie football night? I might have fucked up priorities.
Absolutely not. I would have done the exact same thing.
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
Randomize
